Mark A

About Mark

I married my lovely wife in 1996 and later had four incredible children. All great kids, though I highly favor the first, who is particularly skilled in both wordsmithing and technology. A doozy, that first one. The rest were pretty okay too, I guess. When I'm not parenting or carrying my company on my shoulders, my favorite things to do include cutting grass, driving at speeds that are legally questionable, and hiding in the bathroom while listening to the Daily Wire. Other hobbies include obnoxiously awakening my sleeping children and trying to talk other family members into buying new cars they may or may not need. If you want to trash talk Hillary Clinton, discuss the unrivaled superiority of Top Gear, or swap tips on incredible steak preparation, I'm your man.

My Career

I began a career in general tomfoolery as a child, when I stole classroom remotes from my teachers and possibly destroyed a few mailboxes in the spirit of a good time. Now mosty of my tomfoolery occurs on the weekend, and on my dayjob I manage a corporate site that processes thousands of units for woke teenagers who sass their mothers and weren't spanked enough as children.

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